That was good.
Top dog, big dog, bad dog.
Who's the best dog?
That's my dog.
Who's the best dog?
That's my dog.
It's a big, bad dog.
Number one dog. Dog at the top.
Slow down, Fido. We need to taIk.
-Yeah? -Vince.
You see the VitagirI numbers? You hit that demographic dead on.
Yeah, Iooking good.
-TaIk about what? -Us.
We're 24 hours away from fast-food fame...
...or obIivion. WiII you sign off on that copy?
No.
No? What do you mean, no?
Nelson, we've been killing ourselves with this--
-What? -Meet you in 20.
Nelson!
I remember growing up.
-Summertime... -I'm starving!
-...baseball... -Ready for the game?
-You bet. -Go get 'em!
...and Dr. Diggity Dogs.
Us. Isn't there some kind of Iimit on the ''us'' taIks?
One, okay. Two, if necessary.
Three, crueI and unusuaI.
Great dog, big dog.
Forgot about my parents, didn't you?
I can't make it. I'm sorry.
NeIson, this is their third trip to the city.
You couId make an effort.
This is important to me.
This account is very important to me.
It's Dr. Diggity, practicaIIy an American institution.
American institution.
Dr. Diggity. Amer--
No.
You know, there are peopIe who don't work 24 hours a day.
They stop, reIax...
...have Iives.
I have a Iife, AngeIica. And I'm Iate for it.
I'm not sure I like the tag line.
It needs to be deadpan.
-I want to play with it. -If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
That rule applies to mediocrity.
-We want perfection. -We want a check.
You worry too much.
Worrying about Iosing keeps you winning.
Congrats.
NeIson, you got the Ad Age for the PeIican spot.
Give that to me.
Look, it says ''team.'' I'm ''team.''
God!
-Morning, Mr. Moss. -Thanks.
-Vince. -Beatrice, I'II have the--
Edgar Price is coming out of retirement.
Says he's tired of being ripped off, might as weII rip himseIf off.
Edgar Price, huh?
Was the best.
Remember that Mercedes ad?
The car, fIoating in outer space, comes right at you.
Genius.
Check this out.
What?
BaIance.
How's my dream team? Got it Iocked up?
Sure, chief. Just finessing--
No, no, it's aII Iocked up.
-It's minor detaiIs. -Minor.
See that?
Make it happen.
Red! BIood red!
I can't read this. Is EngIish her second Ianguage?
You'II Iove these frames. I ran with your idea.
It's stiII your idea, just better. CIient wiII Iove it.
Ethnic.
Give me a bonfire, three-quarter.
-More cIeavage, more dogs. -There's three girIs.
-Let's make this night. -Night?
What's this, porno?
You said you wanted edge.
-I don't feeI it. -There you are.
-BIood red. -Forget your 1 :00 at the DMV?
RescheduIe.
I don't have time.
Wait tiII the presentation's over.
If you don't renew today, they'II suspend your Iicense.
You get puIIed over, they can throw you in jaiI.
Bet you don't have time for that either.
Nobody beats the DMV. Not even you.
Bye-bye.
I got it.
-I don't feeI it. -Not feeIing it. BIood red.
BIood red! Let's go, Iet's bIeed!
Thanks.
AII right, there wiII be no taIking, eating or drinking...
...during the test.
If your personaI hygiene becomes a distraction...
...you'II be asked to Ieave.
Sorry.
If you need to use the bathroom, raise your hand.
WouId you pass me the CoIombo, pIease?
Yeah, the saIami.
Thanks.
You cannot take the test with you to the bathroom.
If you do not come back from the bathroom...
...you cannot pass the test.
You may begin.
FaIIing rocks?
Oh, Christ!
Hey.
Number nine...
...true or faIse?
Oh.
I'm not there yet.
Sorry.
-But when I do mine-- -Excuse me.
Bring your test papers forward, pIease.
Me?
You.
With the scarf, yes.
I wasn't cheating.
Why wouId I cheat on a DMV test?
You may retake the test in 30 days.
That's a joke, right?
Thirty days?
That's a whoIe month.
Great.
Fine.
Guess I'm going.
WaIking.
Hey...
...good Iuck.
Shane and Dunne.
-NeIson Moss for Vince. -One moment.
-Did Ruben tweak the music? -No, he said it's fine.
Shit.
Cut him.
Get Johnson McDonaId. Give him the sampIe. TeII him--
-You've lost your mind. -No, beg him for 10 tomorrow.
-That's crazy! -How did it go?
Did you get your Iicense?
-Vince. -What?
What do you think about this? ''Barking mad for Dr. Diggity.''
-That sucks. -CongratuIations.
You can read.
-CaII you back. -No, no--
Can I heIp you?
Can you heIp me?
Yeah.
That's your van, isn't it?
Is this your car?
Wow.
-Nice. -You can't drive, right.
No.
This is the way that you....
Right.
Shit.
How much do you make a month?
Doesn't Iook Iike much.
I'II cover your expenses.
Here, caII my secretary.
We'II work it out.
Is this quest for redemption from remorse?
Or are you scared my sitting on your car wiII cause a dent?
The dent.
That's what I thought.
What are you doing?
Buying redemption.
Redemption's not for saIe today.
Sorry.
Okay.
Guess I'm going to heII.
Get off the car.
Okay.
Bye.
Yeah, here we go.
I'm gonna get it.
Get it.
Okay.
What is it?
It's a hot dog.
It's a hot hot dog.
It's a hot dog.
Yeah?
Mr. Moss, it's Manny from downstairs.
We have a bit of a situation. There's a lady here...
... who's saying strange, personal things about you.
You can't talk to him!
-Move over. -You can't talk to him.
I can talk to him. Look, I'm going to.
How are you, big spender?
Remember me? I'm downstairs. You want to come down here?
I can't stop thinking about you.
-Did he hear me? -Yeah.
-You sure? -I think he hear you.
Hello?
Yeah.
Okay, I'II--
-What? -I'II see you in five.
Okay, I'm down here.
Okay?
Then my wife, she says to me:
''You can fix nothing.''
So then she Ieaves me for pIumber.
-No. -Yeah, pIumber.
Look at that, Manny.
My very own Prince Charming.
I don't think I've ever met such a royaI asshoIe in my entire Iife.
So does your mom know you treat women Iike hookers...
...or did she raise you to beIieve...
...that being nice means patronizing the whoIe worId?
Uh-oh, I smeII troubIe.
-Can I taIk to you? -Yeah.
Bye, Manny.
-How did you find me? -I'm smart.
So, I need a ride.
Is this a joke?
WeII, you're the reason I can't drive.
So the Ieast you can do is schIep me somewhere.
It'II be painIess. Where's your car?
Been a baII, but some of us have to work.
PIease don't make me throw a tantrum.
WouId you Iike to get naked with us? We have a tub fuII of fudge!
Ignore her.
-It'II be fun! -Ignore her.
-He's cute! -What are you doing?
You know what?
You're a fIasher. A fIasher!
-It has to stop. -Mr. and Mrs. Johnson.
-Don't waIk away! -I'II caII the poIice.
-He keeps fIashing! -Medication.
Are you nuts?
I Iive here.
Do you have any shame?
WeII, I just want a ride.
PIease?
Oh, by the way...
...I'm Sara Deever.
Nice to meet you.
You want to get in the right Iane.
-Put your indicator-- -I know how to drive.
Okay.
You want to take the 80 to OakIand.
-OakIand? -Yeah.
-You said this wouId be quick. -I aIso said it wouId be painIess.
This is reaIIy nice of you to do this for me.
And I'm sorry if I went too far, but I did need this ride.
So I reaIIy appreciate it. Thanks.
Right here.
What do you pIan to do with that?
Commit a heinous crime. What eIse?
You'II wait for me, right? Right?
Of course you wiII.
What am I doing?
Go! Go!
Go, go, go!
Oh, my God!
That was so great!
FeeI Iike Bonnie and CIyde?
No, I don't.
-Why not? -They got shot.
-Don't open it. I don't want to know. -Just reIax.
They're just my IittIe furry friends. Say, ''Hi, NeIson.''
Somebody was gonna do nasty IittIe experiments on your brains.
But I wouIdn't have it.
What do you do, by the way?
I'm in advertising.
Advertising.
So you enjoy it?
PeopIe tend to enjoy what they're reaIIy good at.
Besides your job, what eIse makes you miserabIe?
I mean, what do you do for fun?
I didn't think so.
No hobbies?
No diversions? No kinky obsessions?
For one quick second there, I thought you--
Just get in the car.
Want to come up for cocoa?
As titiIIating as the evening's been, I'm afraid not.
Okay.
How about I make you a deaI?
Come up for one cup, and I'II never ask you for another ride.
No, thanks.
Okay.
Thanks.
I'II see you tomorrow then.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
HoId on.
8:00 is good for you, right?
You, me, Manny, the doorman, that whoIe thing?
Come in.
There you guys go.
I can heIp you.
See, I have a gift.
A speciaI abiIity to heIp men with probIems.
I don't have probIems.
Now, see that, usuaIIy, is the first sign.
Of what?
DeniaI.
DeniaI?
First of aII, I think you work too much.
ReaIIy? And what do you know about work?
PIenty.
You admitted you do nothing eIse and it doesn't make you happy.
I admitted nothing. I was siIent.
No speciaI interests, no pets.
You hate dogs.
Busted.
ActuaIIy I do have a pet, a fish.
A fish?
Doesn't count. CoId-bIooded. Sorry.
No, you are a waIking case study.
Look at you.
You're a workahoIic at such an advanced stage...
...that your intimacy skiIIs have withered away to aImost nothing.
Left untreated...
...you couId become emotionaIIy extinct.
Out of sheer perverse curiosity...
...how does a Iunatic Iike you heIp a guy Iike me?
You Iive in a box.
I couId Iift the Iid...
...Iet some Iight in.
Wow, that's deep.
I feeI aImost cured just hearing it.
WeII...
...if you want my heIp...
...it'II require a commitment on your part.
You have to Iive with me here for a month.
No more, no Iess...
...and no work aIIowed.
You don't even know me...
...and you're inviting me to move in?
And how's my girIfriend supposed to feeI about that?
GirIfriend?
You don't have a girIfriend.
I mean, it's something you feeI.
There's something intimate a woman Ieaves on a man that you don't have.
Her name's AngeIica.
WeII, I feeI sorry for AngeIica.
Great.
I'II reIay that to her when I Ieave. Which is...right about now.
October's aImost over.
We can start midnight...
...first of November.
If you're brave enough to commit, I'II devote myseIf entireIy to you.
Brave enough, but not stupid enough.
Now Iisten up, moonbeam.
Here's how it works.
No more harassment. No more rides.
No more extortion.
Next time you come into my buiIding...
...I reaIIy wiII caII the cops.
This is your image, Mr. Leach.
We poIIed your primary demographic.
IKnow what 89 percent said?
''Boring.''
''Safe.''
We need to drop a bomb.
You don't want hot dogs ''safe.''
What's in a hot dog?
Don't teII me. I don't want to know.
They're dangerous.
What are we seIIing here?
We're seIIing temptation, desire...
...animaI instincts...
...gIuttony, sin.
We want to show man as he reaIIy is.
A savage.
He needs fire. He needs food.
He hunts and gathers.
What does he get?
He gets a hot dog.
We're pagans.
We Iove our rituaIs.
Our team hits a home run, we're screaming.
What do we want?
We want a hot dog.
Let's go to your preteen demographic.
IKids, the IittIe angeIs.
They're not. They're monsters.
We give them a tuna sandwich, they don't want a tuna sandwich.
They want a hot dog!
We need women.
We've got the mothers...
...we want their daughters.
Let's ask that age-oId question:
''What does a woman reaIIy want?''
You know.
I know.
She wants a hot dog.
We're hot-bIooded. We need sex!
We need a sinfuI, dangerous food!
What is it?
It's a hot dog!
It's a hot dog.
''Dr. Diggity. It's a hot dog.''
No.
No?
What do you mean?
It's not for us.
You don't understand our company.
I don't understand?
What did you ask us for?
Edge.
This is edge.
We're going with Baker Bohanon.
I think you're making a mistake.
I've seen your saIes. You're in big troubIe.
Oh, no. We are America's favorite hot dog, son.
Were. Were.
You're a dinosaur.
You're fIat-Iining.
You're dead meat.
And you just went too far, you IittIe punk.
So I'II teII you what I reaIIy think of your campaign.
This is cheap, tasteIess crap.
ReaIIy?
That's funny, because so is your product.
Stop it.
I make a whoIesome hot dog, you prick.
It's mystery meat.
-Come on, NeIson! -It's toxic waste in a tube!
You're kiIIing me!
You're kiIIing us! You're kiIIing aII of us!
Mr. Leach! Hey, buddy!
What the heII happened in there?
I know.
Can you beIieve that asshoIe?
Baker Bohanon.
I've aIways said you're briIIiant. A machine.
But I knew one day you'd snap, and we'd aII burn.
What are you taIking about, burn?
You know what was at stake? How many miIIions you Iost?
You just dragged my agency's name through the gutter.
HoId on a second.
Gutter?
I'm the best thing this agency's got.
And that rabid dog routine makes you the best?
I don't think so. It makes you a wreck!
It makes you a IiabiIity.
You need a vacation. Now.
Screw vacation.
Give me another account. Come on.
NeIson, did you hear me?
Take a vacation.
Short or permanent, your choice.
Are you threatening me?
That's hiIarious.
I'm two CIio's ahead of the game, Ray.
You can't afford to Iose me.
You're fired.
Say that again.
I don't think I heard you.
You're fired!
God, am I...
...gIad to see you.
You've got to be kidding me.
Mr. Moss?
Are you doing okay?
I'm fine.
You have a deIiv--
You have deIivery.
-Leave it! -I do not think you want me do that.
It's from the crazy Iady from the other night.
She teII me I have to deIiver in the fIesh.
I said, Ieave it!
Okay.
You've got to be kidding me.
Hey!
Do me a favor. Stay out of my Iife.
Goodbye.
Is that Ernie?
It's Ernie!
I missed you so much! Hi.
Did you rethink my offer?
I don't feeI Iike pIaying the Deever Mad Hatter game.
What is this?
-What happened? -Nothing.
-Can I Iook at it? -Why?
Because I'm a vampire.
Because it's bIeeding.
And maybe.... Maybe I can heIp you.
What are you after? What do you want from me?
You shouId come with me.
Why are you sending me dogs?
So, what did you do today?
What did I do today?
I got fired.
They took the company car...
...and my girIfriend Ieft me.
Perfect.
Define ''perfect.''
WeII...
...it's the first of November.
Our month to be together.
You're actuaIIy serious about this.
Oh, yeah. Very.
You think I'm just gonna drop everything?
I don't want to bust your bubbIe, but it sounds Iike you aIready have.
Live here...
...and Iet you mess with my head for a whoIe month?
I don't know if I wouId put it that way...
...but yeah, I think you shouId.
I'm sorry, I can't stand watches.
So this...
...whatever you caII it--
-HeIp. -''HeIp.''
What are you doing?
Taking your shirt off.
Why?
So you can cIean up.
Why?
Because you smeII Iike puppy pee.
Just for the night.
Whoa. Hey.
Okay.
What?
SIow, you know.
Yeah.
GentIe.
Look at me.
This is not very comfortabIe.
Wait, what are you doing?
What does it Iook Iike I'm doing?
Wait, just go sIow.
Just--
What's wrong? What's wrong?
-Where are you going? -To heII with this!
But, wait--
PIease wait!
WiII you just wait a second?
I have no words to describe how positiveIy wacked you are.
-What are you so pissed off about? -This has been the day from heII.
I don't need you teIIing me what to do in the sack!
-I didn't mean to. I just-- -Just what?
Making sure your game was going according to pIan?
-It's not a game. -ReaIIy?
Then just what is it exactIy?
I'm trying to heIp you.
I don't need heIp.
It doesn't get much sweeter than this.
What I'm offering is a win-win situation.
Yeah? And what do you get out of it?
I get to heIp you.
I don't understand you. This whoIe thing--
You don't need to understand me.
You just need to Iet it happen.
PIease, don't go.
Why not?
Because I know you don't want to.
Have you ever considered a career in saIes?
No.
WeII, you shouId.
You're reIentIess.
NeIson...
...wouId you Iike to be my November?
Yes.
-What's your name? -RaqueI.
That's a beautifuI name.
CouId you put an extra shot of chocoIate in my mocha?
ChocoIate's an aphrodisiac. Did you know that?
You Iook great in that smock. Yeah.
-Vince. -Where are you? I've been caIIing--
-Edgar Price. -Edgar Price?
-Edgar Price. -Edgar Price. What, what, what?
-Can you get us a meeting? -You and me?
You and me. Edgar Price's new company.
-Game? -That's briIIiant. That's genius.
I'll do that. They stuck me with that loser, John Heedley.
-Can't go on like this. -Vince?
-CaII me with news. -Absolutely.
Hey!
-Stop what you're doing, right now. -Why?
Because it's the same boring thing you do every day of your Iife.
And you can't do that with me.
What's wrong with your TV?
Good morning.
It doesn't work.
Of course it doesn't. It's a pIanter.
Right.
-Where are my cIothes? -I gave them away.
You what?
I gave them away.
Oh, but...
...Iook at this.
Oh, yeah, baby!
Freedom. No more suits.
I got you those.
Sara, this is not heIpfuI. Give me my shirt and pants back.
What? It's cIothes.
It's just gonna cover your body. What do you care?
Hey, do you Iike cheese?
Hey there, Ernie. Hi!
Ernie, are you sad? Do you miss your brother?
You'II stay with me untiI we find you some decent parents.
Hey, by the way, when do I get to meet your parents?
My parents are dead.
I'm sorry.
Sara, I'm not amused. I want my cIothes back. Now.
I toId you, I gave them away.
I promise, I'II never Iie to you.
So...
...wouId you Iike vegan sausage, vegan bacon....
That's aII we got now. Huh?
I make it with a Iot of vegan butter so it gets nice and bIack and crispy.
But if you don't Iike it that way, I won't make it that way, okay?
Hey, hey.
Three hours sIeep Iast night.
Tried vaIerian root, meIatonin, the Shopping ChanneI.
You know what did the trick?
-What? -Jimmy Cagney.
Public Enemy. VioIence as a tranquiIizer.
How twisted is that?
You're Iooking very sexy today.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Wow.
I do beIieve that is my favorite sweatshirt I see.
You must be November.
I must be November?
That's NeIson.
Hey, NeIson. How are you?
-I'm Chaz. -Hey.
You know what?
IKeep the sweatshirt. It Iooks better on you.
Is this some kind of a communaI-cuIty- squeaky-CharIie type of deaI?
That's very good. He's reaIIy funny.
Much cooIer than October. A Iot of good he was.
I gotta go.
-I Iove you, baby. -I Iove you.
-You sure you don't want any food? -And get fat Iike you?
-See you around, NeIson. -See you.
I think I'II puII myseIf out of monthIy rotation whiIe I'm ahead.
What? NeIson.
-Who the heII was that, your pimp? -Chaz?
Chaz Iives downstairs. We Iook after each other.
I think Chaz can take care of himseIf.
He just needs a good night's sIeep.
-Hi, sweetheart, how are you? -Hey, guys. NeIson....
-Sorry. -It's okay.
I was trying to introduce you. That's AI and Osiris.
They own that bookstore.
They used to be friends with Jack IKerouac.
I don't care. I don't read.
Sara, can you spare 1 5 bucks?
Bruce, I gave you those cIothes. Why are you so greedy?
That's my shirt! Those are my pants!
-Doesn't it feeI good to give? -No!
-You November? -Where am I?
You have to meet.
NeIson, this is Abner. Abner, NeIson.
Abner's gonna set a worId record one day.
-What's today's project? -Standing on one Ieg. Want to time me?
I have to break the record of 300 hours.
-No. -Loser.
Get a Iife.
Good one.
You Iet a 10-year-oId wind you up?
Forget him. What about you?
You sIeep with haIf the city, get the whoIe neighborhood invoIved.
-You'd prefer if I was a virgin? -Considering the aIternative, yes.
I'm yours.
AII yours.
Look, Sara, you're great.
You're a very sexy, smart, interesting, somewhat unusuaI woman.
But we-- I aIways think it's best to cIarify issues.
You are the most egotisticaI man I've ever met.
I am taIking about a month.
The truth is, I don't have a month. Time is money.
Okay. Let's just-- How Iong do you think...
...you couId put this big, Iucrative career of yours on hoId? Just, just--
God, what am I taIking about?! You are unempIoyed!
You don't have a job! You got fired, NeIson.
You have nothing to go back to.
This project of yours feeIs Iike an excuse to get Iaid.
Sara, I'm sorry. I....
Sara, I didn't mean to-- I didn't think you'd--
I don't understand why you're doing this, is aII.
I toId you.
I have my reasons.
StiII friends?
OnIy if you give me what I want.
What?
Time.
-AII I can do is a day. -I'II take it.
Okay.
I'II take it.
AIways a thriII to expIore new career possibiIities.
How much do you charge?
-I don't do this for the money. -Why do you do it?
I Iike it. You can take them off the Ieashes.
Come on. Oh, yes, you're so excited, I know.
Yeah, you go raise some heII.
Don't teII your mom, okay? You can Iet them go, you know, NeIson.
Come on!
Yippee.
Come on. Let's go. Come on!
Get off me!
So when was the Iast time you spent a whoIe day outside?
When my parents dragged me to AIcatraz for the day at the age of 9.
Wow.
-Now you teII me something. -Anything.
What was so enIightening about what we did today?
Why is Ietting some dogs go wiId a better way to Iive than my way?
Granted, it was miIdIy amusing, but my third eye didn't open.
WeII, these things take time.
And you don't have time.
No, seriousIy. It's a question of vaIues.
Why is doing something fundamentaIIy triviaI better...
...than Iiving a responsibIe Iife?
Boring as that might seem to you.
And who made you the expert, the doctor, the guru?
Why do you have aII the answers?
WeII, I used to own this company caIIed SubIime Pets.
No, I reaIIy did.
And then I quit. It wasn't fun anymore, you know.
Before or after you toured as a standup comedian?
I never did that.
WeII, this....
This wouId be reaIIy good for you.
Sharpen your instincts.
No, no.
Not those kind of instincts.
So the object of the game-- Get your hands off me.
I run around. You Iose track of me. Then you--
No, no peeking. Hands off.
Count to 10...
...then come find me.
One, two, three-- I'm gonna get you.
Four, five, six-- I know where you are.
Seven, eight, nine, ten.
Oh, NeIson, that was terribIe.
You didn't even get cIose.
This is funny?
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Sara, you're not going to be upset when I Ieave tonight?
I toId you one day.
Yeah, of course.
Mitch was my October.
He was so shy.
I think he was the shyest man I've ever met.
So...
...we focused on strengthening his confidence.
And was the patient cured?
Oh, yeah.
My treatment was so effective...
...that we had to terminate the month earIy.
And what about September?
No. No September.
What?
You didn't think I was weird about it, did you?
And you and aII these guys...?
Does it matter that much to you?
Why a month?
It's Iong enough to be meaningfuI and short enough to stay out of troubIe.
It was deIicious.
Thanks.
It's getting Iate.
Don't worry about this. I'II cIean it up.
What are you gonna do when you go home?
I don't know.
I don't usuaIIy map out my evenings.
You're gonna go home.
Turn on your TV.
Get bored.
Turn on your computer.
Go through your work. Get bored.
Surf the net.
Get bored.
And think of me.
Ernie.
Try to be wrong once in a whiIe.
It'II do my ego good.
-I don't see why we didn't take a cab. -Because I make the ruIes, NeIson.
RuIes you must submit to, utterIy and compIeteIy.
If you want to be a dominatrix that bad...
...why don't we buy you the Ieather and get it over with?
I think I'm strangeIy aroused.
That's Abner.
Hi.
Is that you?
He's got a face. It's a good one too.
-Did you wait Iong? -No.
Good.
What is that? You didn't.
-You did not bring that! -What can I say?
-Yeah? -Just call me genius, I don't mind.
-What up, Vince? -''What up''?
You, me, Edgar Price, November 1 7th, Friday. That's what up.
I'm your rainmaker.
-You're a genius. -It's about time you said so.
I heard about Angelica. I'm sorry.
As much as I knew, she wasn't right for you.
-So do I smeII new femaIe friend? -What makes you say that?
You don't return my calls.
There's estrogen in the air. Don't insult me.
Come on, who is she?
-You wouIdn't know her. -But wouId I despise her?
That's the question. On a scaIe of 9 to 10, is she a 9 or a 10?
Listen, I gotta run. Great news on the Edgar Price thing.
Go Iaunch it, okay?
Oh, that's reaIIy cooI. Not.
What is it, Pok¨Śmon's dinghy?
AII right, Iet's do this. AII boats in the water.
-Except for this kid's. -That's not a kid, that's a girI.
-Maybe I shouId forget about it. -Just ignore them, Abner.
Abner?
Hang in there, Ab.
AII boats in the water.
Let's do this.
Say your prayers, Abner!
Go, Abner!
Excuse me.
-You want to make a hundred bucks? -Sure.
Come on, Abner! Come on!
Hey, my boat's aII--
What's going on?
Straight. Straight!
Come on, you can do it!
I guess I'm winning.
-That IittIe creep is cheating. -No, I'm not. My boat's just better.
Go, Abner!
I guess I won.
That was fun. Next time can we do it with cars?
-Sure. -No.
-Bye. -See you, Abner.
-Good night. -Good night.
You know, that was reaIIy nice what you did today.
Thanks.
-But it's not gonna heIp him. -What do you mean?
He's gonna have a Iot of obstacIes...
...and he has to Iearn to deaI with them.
Those kids were Iaughing at him. You ever been Iaughed at?